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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:10 am    Post subject: helmets Reply with quote

sigh why is it when yer misses has a pissy fit ( about once a month with mine cant understand why..... lol) she wants to wreck everything including my helmet after bouncing it off the wall a few times and hitting the tarmac she calmed down and was very sorry so she should be ...........
so heres my problem bike all sorted and leathers rdy to go but now no helmet ........ what do i do .......... nothing !!! smile

i came home last night to find a nice shiny new rossi 500 helmet on my bike bless here she was so sorry she went out and got a 300 quid helmet ... woohooo love is blind and stupid when it comes to her
have a loot bit loud dont ya think ... hee hee i dont care ! finger
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:19 am    Post subject: Re: helmets Reply with quote

Can she be my wife too...pleeeeeeeeeese raspberry

jasegee wrote:
sigh why is it when yer misses has a pissy fit ( about once a month with mine cant understand why..... lol) she wants to wreck everything including my helmet after bouncing it off the wall a few times and hitting the tarmac she calmed down and was very sorry so she should be ...........
so heres my problem bike all sorted and leathers rdy to go but now no helmet ........ what do i do .......... nothing !!! smile

i came home last night to find a nice shiny new rossi 500 helmet on my bike bless here she was so sorry she went out and got a 300 quid helmet ... woohooo love is blind and stupid when it comes to her
have a loot bit loud dont ya think ... hee hee i dont care ! finger

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow, what a gal...........
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jase, Evening Primrose Oil works. Trust me on this. big grin
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

P.S. I removed the duplicate post from earlier to tidy up, as it had no replies.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tunguska wrote:
Jase, Evening Primrose Oil works. Trust me on this. big grin



Go on paranoid paranoid paranoid paranoid paranoid
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't ask Neo mate. eek
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No,please go on,


stop wittering at the back admin,
come to the front so we can all learn this pearl of wisdom,


right were all listening,


go on Tunguska............................ unibrow
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah speak up man eek , um err admin person type eek


macca wrote:
No,please go on,


stop wittering at the back admin,
come to the front so we can all learn this pearl of wisdom,


right were all listening,


go on Tunguska............................ unibrow

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is Divine Sisterhood trade secrets here, lads - you do realise I could get kicked out of the coven for revealing this, don't you? My welchet torn asunder, moules shown to the four winds, and my figgin placed upon a spike! paranoid

Oil of Evening Primrose, 1000mg capsule taken daily, helps to smooth out those little, erm, disturbances that occur in the female of the species about 13 times a year. Jase's SO will find it a lot cheaper to pop down to Holland & Barrett for a year's supply than to buy him a new lid every time she has a "little moment".

Now you didn't hear this from me, OK? I wasn't here, you haven't seen me, right? ninja
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

big grin

Bet Jase would sooner have 'a few moments'

and a new lid every so often nod
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He can only wear one at a time!

And who knows, next time it might be the bike hitting the deck eek
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

new bike too eek raspberry

must be loaded big grin
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

just 13 times a year dont i wish frown
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything that helps in that department would be a godsend, After 30 yrs I still sit back scratching my head,wondering what I've done paranoid paranoid paranoid
I find the best thing to do is pretend that your upset,If you dont,The situation deteriorates to the point of where you walk out. And there's your Excuse for going down the pub big grin big grin big grin
so either way,you win chaps nod nod nod
A good tip is to plan a Lads night out on the monthly cycle,But dont forget to have the barney first, Otherwise you get the contents of your home flung at you when you return and you get to kip in either the garage with yer bike,or in the car. Make sure that the car is on your drive though,as plod will knock you up and arrest your ass for being drunk in charge.
Oh,and your gear gets flung out of the window as well.
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Ps.. Dont forget to look meek when you come back,and dont let her smell your breath!.
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